the whatever blog

i'm rachel.

this page was originally created for personal reference, as sort of an e-scrapbook or idea catalog.

somewhere to store and share stuff of interest to me, simple things that make me feel something, odd crap that makes me laugh, or the occasional word.

in other words: an accumulation of internet vomit.

i'm usually an abnormally weird person. if you're wondering if "weird" can cross the line of "normal", there is such a thing.

follow me if you wish

(and because i'd like you to).

...unless you're a pussy, an idiot, or a complainer.

this "blog" will forever remain inconsistent.

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(via planettampon)
Edward Penis Hands (masturbatory material, trust)i was just wonderingwhat happens when they’re soft

(via planettampon)

Edward Penis Hands (masturbatory material, trust)

i was just wondering
what happens when they’re soft

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ed, edd n eddy epicness

(via tumblrisforfaggots)

ed, edd n eddy epicness

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pi4nobl4ck: Never order extra sausage. Trust me, I learned my lesson.look at that gross motherfucking slut and that sausage cockpizza porn, man.  pizza porn.  i hate it.

pi4nobl4ck: Never order extra sausage. Trust me, I learned my lesson.

look at that gross motherfucking slut and that sausage cock
pizza porn, man.  pizza porn.  i hate it.

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Nov
7th
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are2: Portmanstache
this is cute.

are2: Portmanstache

this is cute.

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(via sarahptor)yeah i would marry Franco’s character in this movieepitome of adorableadorable stoner

(via sarahptor)

yeah i would marry Franco’s character in this movie
epitome of adorable
adorable stoner

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it’s okay now ‘cause you told the internet

it’s okay now ‘cause you told the internet

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rexbmental: SORRY GUYS…HAD TO POST A VID OF AN ASIAN GIRL BIRTHING AN OCTOPUS…


seriously though, what is the attraction


actually, now that i think about it, it is rather erotic

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blahfacebrittany: WTF IZ THISZ OMG WHAT ISZ LYFE
lol ugh who the fuck captioned this

blahfacebrittany: WTF IZ THISZ OMG WHAT ISZ LYFE

lol ugh who the fuck captioned this

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Nov
6th
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“You ever walk behind someone walking so slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? ‘…You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason.’ You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? ‘…Get the fuck away from me… what are we—on a date here? I don’t even know you.’Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo… you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you’ll be a millionaire? They’re like, ‘whatever’. HAHA! I get to press the walk button [at the intersection] for you! … You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, ‘What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?’ You always press ‘em, you’re like, ‘…maybe I didn’t press it hard enough…’ Then someone will come up and be like, ‘Did you press it?’ —‘Yeah, I pressed it.’ They’re like, ‘Why don’t you press it again?’—‘You’re like, ‘Yeah I’ll press it again.’ Then at that point it changes and you’re like, ‘I did that. I changed the traffic in the city… I have a lot of power.’ You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there’s like that awkward moment? …Just lean forward and kiss ‘em.‘….looked like you wanted it from my angle.’Then when they’re walking away just hit ‘em on the ass. (Pshhh) ‘You’ll be back! You’ll be back for some of that loving.”— Jim Gaffigan

“You ever walk behind someone walking so slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? ‘…You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason.’ You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? ‘…Get the fuck away from me… what are we—on a date here? I don’t even know you.’

Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo… you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you’ll be a millionaire? They’re like, ‘whatever’. HAHA! I get to press the walk button [at the intersection] for you! … You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, ‘What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?’ You always press ‘em, you’re like, ‘…maybe I didn’t press it hard enough…’ Then someone will come up and be like, ‘Did you press it?’ —‘Yeah, I pressed it.’ They’re like, ‘Why don’t you press it again?’—‘You’re like, ‘Yeah I’ll press it again.’ Then at that point it changes and you’re like, ‘I did that. I changed the traffic in the city… I have a lot of power.’ You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there’s like that awkward moment? …Just lean forward and kiss ‘em.
‘….looked like you wanted it from my angle.’
Then when they’re walking away just hit ‘em on the ass. (Pshhh) ‘You’ll be back! You’ll be back for some of that loving.”

— Jim Gaffigan

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